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CSX-Sucks!

Name: CSX UP MERGER
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Employed as: Corporate office, for N/A
Posted: 10 April 2017

Harrison's next move will be with his hedge fund team and make a 
HOSTILE takeover of the Union Pacific. His proven-ed operating metrics
(revenue earned per employee) is twice the amount earned by UP for each
employee. If and when an announcement is made, Lance Fritz (CEO),
Cameron Scott (XO)and Rod Doerr (VP of Safety and Slowing Down Trains),
will be immediately fired [like Ward]. 

               AND THEN THE STOCK WILL DOUBLE!

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