Article 211 of 9094 articles posted under "Asleep At The Wheel"


Name: ebenezzer harrison
Employed as: Other, non-employee, for N/A
Posted: 25 March 2020

forget getting sick, people. we need all hands on deck to haul the
toilet paper, bleach and wipes to the fighting lines at wally world and
amazon. we are at war with the covid-19 crisis. every hand is important
in this fight. both hands not one. your superiors can wait for your
hand relief during lunch breaks with one hand while using the
other to relieve your superior being. take your mucinex, sudafed and
imodium and get your ass in here when called to haul a load. hos death
will soon follow, you can sleep when you piss only, about 1 minute
sleep.gotta go,go,go boys and girls. every asshole in america needs the
charmin you haul in the highball warp speed.wally world and amazon must
be supplied to fight this war. so, get 'em tigers. fight on to VICTORY

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